What About Bobbed?

Bob Your Hair
Lyrics by Myrtle B. Siders
Music by James S. Colvin
Published 1920s (undated)

[verse 1]
Ancient Maiden the sun is shining
Do not waste your time re-pining
When you feel old age came a-creeping o’er you.
Here’s the thing that will restore you
It’s not too late
Don’t hesitate

[refrain 1]
That long hair wins mans devotion
Is a Horse and Buggy notion,
In these days of locomotion in the air
If you would look cute and pretty
like the girls do in the city
Can the small town stuff by witty
Bob your hair.

Sampsons power lay in his tresses
Man of old went ‘round in dresses
When the cave man loved And when he courted
To crude methods He resorted
The shing-le bob
protects your knob.
Bob your hair.

[verse 2]
Long ago when the girls wore knickers
On “Main Street” were lots of kickers
Now nobody cares but her good old Uncle Sam.
Rolls her own and doesn’t give a girl
here’s your chance
Why not advance

[refrain 2]
That long hair wins mans devotion
Is a Horse and Buggy notion,
In these days of locomotion in the air
If you would look cute and pretty
like the girls do in the city
Can the small town stuff by witty
Bob your hair.

Now my girlie in all creation
There’s no simpler operation
To renew your youth And it will restore you beauty,
All the boys will call you cutie
be up to date
rejuvinate
Bob your Hair.

so, what about bobbed?